Hands up who loves Christmas craft? BEST. FUN. EVER. So, you’re making homemade Christmas bon bons this year and you need some toddler/kid/dad jokes to add? We’re here to help, all that groan-worthy Christmas lunch cheer is right here! Print these out and add them to your home made bon bons this year!
Christmas bon bon jokes for toddlers
Let’s start with classic toddler humour – the knock knock joke!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Murray.
Murray who?
Murray Christmas!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cows Go.
Cows Go Who?
No, Cows Go Moooooo!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ice-Cream
Ice-cream Who?
I Scream if you don’t let me in!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Nanna
Nanna Who?
Nanna your business!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cargo
Cargo Who?
No, Car Go Beep Beep!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Tank
Tank Who?
You’re Welcome!
Cracker jokes for little kids and early readers
What do you call a witch at the beach?
A sandwich!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Where do cows go on Saturdays?
The mooooovies.
What do you give a sick pig?
Oink-ment.
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
They use honey combs.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
She’ll… let it go.
What do you call a dinosaur who won’t take a bath?
Stink-o-saurus.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the toilet?
Because the “pee” is silent
Why did the rockmelon jump in the lake?
Because he wanted to be a watermelon
Why did the biscuit go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby
What kind of shoes do spies wear?
Sneak-ers
Christmas themed jokes for your bon bons
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Can you smell carrots?
What do elves learn at school?
The elf-abet
What do snowmen do on the weekend?
Chill out
What’s a snowman’s favourite thing at school?
Snow and tell
What do elves do after school?
Their gnome work.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a mosquito?
Frostbite
What goes oh, oh, oh?
Santa walking backwards
Who brings Christmas presents to cats?
Santa Claws
What do you call a greedy elf?
Elfish
What kind of music do elves love?
Wrap
What Christmas carol do monkeys sing?
Jungle Bells
Why is Santa so jolly?
He knows where all the toys are!
Cracker Christmas Craft Ideas For Toddlers
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