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Cracker Christmas Bon Bon Jokes – DIY Bon Bons Filled With Toddler Humour!

Hands up who loves Christmas craft?  BEST. FUN. EVER.  So, you’re making homemade Christmas bon bons this year and you need some toddler/kid/dad jokes to add?  We’re here to help, all that groan-worthy Christmas lunch cheer is right here!  Print these out and add them to your home made bon bons this year!

Christmas bon bon jokes for toddlers

Home made Christmas Bon Bons - Chrismas bon bon jokes for kids and toddlers

Let’s start with classic toddler humour – the knock knock joke!

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Murray.

Murray who?

Murray Christmas!

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Cows Go.

Cows Go Who?

No, Cows Go Moooooo!

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Ice-Cream

Ice-cream Who?

I Scream if you don’t let me in!

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Nanna

Nanna Who?

Nanna your business!

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Cargo

Cargo Who?

No, Car Go Beep Beep!

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Tank

Tank Who?

You’re Welcome!

 

Cracker jokes for little kids and early readers

What do you call a witch at the beach?

A sandwich!

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear.

Where do cows go on Saturdays?

The mooooovies.

What do you give a sick pig?

Oink-ment.

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk.

Why do bees have sticky hair?

They use honey combs.

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

She’ll… let it go.

What do you call a dinosaur who won’t take a bath?

Stink-o-saurus.

How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it.

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the toilet?

Because the “pee” is silent

Why did the rockmelon jump in the lake?

Because he wanted to be a watermelon

Why did the biscuit go to the doctor?

He was feeling crumby

What kind of shoes do spies wear?

Sneak-ers

Christmas themed jokes for your bon bons

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

Can you smell carrots?

What do elves learn at school?

The elf-abet

What do snowmen do on the weekend?

Chill out

What’s a snowman’s favourite thing at school?

Snow and tell

What do elves do after school?

Their gnome work.

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a mosquito?

Frostbite

What goes oh, oh, oh?

Santa walking backwards

Who brings Christmas presents to cats?

Santa Claws

What do you call a greedy elf?

Elfish

What kind of music do elves love?

Wrap

What Christmas carol do monkeys sing?

Jungle Bells

Why is Santa so jolly?

He knows where all the toys are!

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